Go on, NG. Here's your chance to ask me anything.

Maybe something about life? Myself? What I think of your face? The possibilities are endless. Just remember, I reserve the right to filter these questions (Because you really don't need my phone number and social security card, nor do you deserve the right to know some of my deeper secrets and experiences.)

The answer you recieve may be serious, comical, or even wrong, but you'll get an answer from me. What are you waiting for? Ask and ye shall be heard!

Powers finally showing thru.

Just wanted to mark my 200th year process. Not really looking for tips.

My skills:
Sword = 195 x 1 (over 280 if its three gems)
Beam = 215 x 1
Summon = 225 x 1

I work out 2-3 times a week depending on a schedule (im very busy with being lazy otherwise). If its 2 days then its sat+sun. If its 3 days its mon+wed+fri. I do almost no yard work since its easy enough with everyone else doing it for me

I basically do only the following: sword/beam spar, sword/beam targeting, flight or variation, summoning or variation.

Usually its more like :
Monday: Demon + Beam + Sake 8 sets each

Wednesday: Sword 10-12 sets

Friday: Sake + Beer + maybe Flight (if not drunk by then)

GL and gimme your feedback. No haters plz.

Don't go snooping in your Grandfathers hentai stash.

In my rather recent and frequent travels across the intarwebz I find sites that are so outlandish, cool, or otherwise strange. I am here to spread the word about two rather neat sites I found in my exploration of the Information Super Highway.

The first here is Sailor Moon Shop, where they have "out-of-print posters and wall scrolls, great stationery and tote bags, CD's and DVD's, books, plus much more." This is mostly an anime-related site which features cool things like iPod/laptop skins and the forementioned goodies of animes like Bleach, Evangeleon, Inuyasha, and Tenchi Muyo! :3 Of course the hardest part is choosing what you want on what <.>

Secondly, and oddly enough encountered when searching for No Need For Tenchi mangas, Polypics. Zippo lighters, belts, money clips and other random ass shit that you can customize with your favorite anime, 80's TV shows, Old Movies and the like. High quality, too, because these are expensive items and not crap. Quote from one of their lighter pages: "This is a brand new windproof, fluid STYLE lighter . It is a refillable, black, high quality lighter . The picture is covered in a heavy waterproof epoxy resin as seen by the shadowing in photos. This is NOT a cheap stick on photo, this is superior HIGH QUALITY artwork." Pretty sweet deal! I was thinking this and this. Funny, because I don't smoke, but I am in the market for a new wallet. And the lighter? Just to be a smug, smart ass bastard when people ask for a light and I say "Bro, I have the brightest light in the universe." *Rimshot*

You can pay me back in thanks, money order, or female cosplayers.

For 40 years, there has been one question that has been asked constantly. It is a bigger conundrum than even the Kennedy assassination and has shaken many television sets through the past generation.

More important than "Where were you on 9/11?"

Far more important than "Where were the weapons of mass destruction?"

And even greater than "What's in your refrigerator that can kill you? Find out at 11."

A question that stumps many scientists and philosophers by asking themselves "Are we truly ready?"

Only you can answer it, and it follows as such...

"ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!?"

This is me.

Yes, the user known as MultiCanimefan, is in fact my alt.

The intervention of The Carnival? That was me.
Photoshop Rig? I'm sorry.

Add to numerous other untracable acts of anime on the BBS, it's only logical someone would catch on. I mean think about it; the sig stealing, the photoshopping, the similar mindset? Many suspected, few thought it, but now the truth is out.

MultiCanimefan is not a 19 year old from the USA. He never existed. He was a fragment of my personality I created in order to fool others on the BBS. And now that my secret is out, you now know. This seemingly intelligent young man is a side of me I tried hard to supress, but I cannot hide it anymore. I shall seek psychiatric help soon to abolish this behavior from my mind.

I truly feel sorry for duping you, but Hell was it fun wasn't it?

Well, ACen rolled around again, and it was even more fun with a hotel, full weekend passes, and 3 friends. Behold as I bring you what I saw that weekend.

Deadpool
Aeris, complete with sword.
The Joker, one of many.
May (RULE 63 ALERT)
Army of Two
Double Altair
Anonymous
Rorschach, one of many.
Pedobear
Tonberry
Sailor Moon/Tuxedo Mask combo
Ghostbuster
Purple Parrots
Master Roshi
Sagat
Lara Croft
Team Fortress 2
Zangeiff
Mr. Game and Watch vs. Zelda
Look! Cool stuff!

Well that's about it for you all. Can't wait til next year for more nerdgasming.

Much <3, Krbyfan1

Face it; Life with no music is boring.

However, we have this wonderful medium for expression of feelings. So here I have a few tracks that sum up myself and my life in general. I encourage you to compile a list of songs that say who you are.

Let's begin.

I Am a Pioneer

"You can't be a hero hiding underneath your bed, so we live the life we create inside our heads."

Many days I find myself being bored. Be it at home, at the store, or even at work, I constantly dream about the unattainable to entertain me. Sure it may be impossibe to experience these dreams, but some may become real. But in all honesty i love to let my imagination run wild and I get very curious about shit, so I don't hold back to where my brain wants to go. It's more fun than the TV sometimes so don't hold back.

More Than A Feeling

"I woke up this morning, and the sun was gone. Turned on some muisc to start my day. And I lost myself in my favorite song."

No real purpose to this other than to build upon previous points. However, it's an awesome song for an awesome person!

Asshole

"I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job. I'm your average white, suburbanite slob."

I seem very average by today's standards, but guess what? Just like everyone else on the internet, I'm an asshole. And I blame the internet. I find things like mean jokes and shocking pictures funny while everyone else scoffs, but do I care? FUCK NO! It's funny to me and if you don't like it, read the fuck on!

Perfect Insanity

"Come inside now I emplore. Do you think you can restore the crucial pieces missing from my brain?"

Yeah yeah, it's a Disturbed song, but please refer to previous song for my response. Now the internet made me crazy. I've seen things that shouldn't be seen and that cannot be unseen. But I don't care. It's how I am. It's warped what used to be an innocent boy into a disturbing young man. You cannot fix it, so don't try.

Hell March (Original)

"Die Waffen legt an! (Ready Weapons!)"

Life sucks. Every day is another 24 hours to our inevitable deaths. We go to work to be slaves to try and make ends meet with the pressures of life coming all around us. Is it a wonder we go a little stir crazy? No, but we march on to our inevitable end and when it comes, we're there in Hell, no matter what good you've done in life. Why not march to a bitching ass tune?

Price Of Gas

"The Price of Gas keeps on rising. Nothing comes for free."

Especially in this day and age. With gas reaching around $4/gallon last year and oil prices fluxuating and the economy being shitty, everything rises in price. Food, gas, clothing, everything. Can we keep up with this? We better find a way to cope at least before it's too late.

Summer of '69

"When I look back now, the summer seemed to last forever. And If I had the choice I'd always wanna be there."

Ahh my younger years. No responsibility, no job, no real worries. But we grow up and face the world in it's cold eyes. We had no idea what would happen later on, but I look back and think "I could have done more to make my future better." But as I approach 20, I feel I still have time. I just need to look.

There we have it. Should I add more, just check back, and build your own!

Stuff I shouldn't be doing instead actually doing anything work related.

It's time to let you in on the workings of my brain and my day at work in general. Herein lay random thoughts and feelings that are on my mind as I drudge through a long day at work, such as last Sunday. Hopefully you will learn something or get a cheap thrill out of this.

I should start at the beginning. I arrived at 1 PM to work, ready to face the day. But seeing as I was going to be alone for 8 hours, I needed to make it feel like home. This is where I decided "Hell, why not bring a little piece of me in?" Bobblehead in place, I now needed sound to kill the silence. I plug in my MP3 player into the radio. TrippFM is on the air. After hanging my keys adorned with my personal lord and savior on the shelf, I am ready for work.

Welcome to the Top Shelf. Here's your menu.

Being Sunday, an empty house is not uncommon. Hours pass by before my next order comes up. This is where we peek into my mind...

Fueled by day's old Domino's Pizza and fresh from making croutons, I reach for an extremely long oven mitt, which I sometimes wonder "Am I grabbing a hot pan or is this used to check a bull's prostate?" Rest asured though; it's used to check horse prostates.

We now move on to this mother fucker. The MICROS machine is the main link of communication between the front (servers, bartenders) and back (cooks) of the house. It sends what the customer wants to us and we make it. However, it is a Love-Hate relationship; when you're slow, its a break from the hum drums. When you're busy, it never seems to stop, especially at closing when you'd rather go home and get some fucking sleep. Alas, it is a nessecary evil that exists.

Of course, restaurants do lie. A LOT. Prime example: Chicken fingers. That is a breaded chicken tenderloin. This is a finger. Chickens do not have "fingers." When will we quit feeding this bullshit to our kids? Also, our sauteed veggies are not sauteed; theyre more like pan-fried. We are truly sorry.

The boredom continues with the soda fountain. Being the curious fellow I am, i took Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Root Beer, Sierra Mist and Dr. Pepper into one slightly green-hued concoction. When tasted, it had a strong hit of black cherry. Write that down; only 22 more flavors in Dr. Pepper to go.

The most fun thing ever though is washing dishes.

... Oh shit, my sarcasm detector broke! Anyway, we have a 3-compartment sink to do dishes and I occasionally like to do stupid shit like this. This is a metaphor for how my life is when I work here. My life goes down the drain for all to watch and go "WTF."

Soon enough though business picks up and the night flys by. I clean the kitchen up for the next day and at 9:30 PM declare the Kitchen's Closed Due To AIDS.

So thats my thought processes when I should be productive. I now leave you with this cro-bar made out of aluminum foil ad tears of boredom.

I've taken it upon myself to make my own wallpaper, containing all I hold high and mighty right on my screen. I keep adding people as I go on and so far this is what I have below.

Who's in the picture? From left to right:

Tom Brady, New England Patriots quarterback
Phil Collins, singer from Genesis
Perry the Platypus, secret agent from Disney's Phineas and Ferb.
Venom, Spider-man's rival and archvillain.
Washu, the Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe
Angreh Faic, famous NG emotion
Bender Rodriguez, Planet Express' resident drunk
Kirby, star warrior from Dreamland
General "Pinpoint" Townes, USA Laser General from Command and Conquer Zero Hour
Martin Brodeur, New Jersey Devils goalie

As I said I'm also trying to hone my cutting skills, as you may see around General Townes or Phil Collins theres rough edges or color left over. However I hope I can fix that. Other than that, here is what I have so far.